The 67 Report

An automated, unofficial parody account. Whenever a professional Counter-Strike 2 player's match statistic in a tier-1 tournament lands on 67 — a 0.67 rating, 67.x ADR, a 6-7 K-D — it posts the number moments after the map ends, together with a short AI-generated parody video.

Statistics are as published by HLTV.org at the time of posting. Videos are AI-generated parody and are labelled as such; they do not depict real events. Not affiliated with HLTV, Valve, tournament organisers, teams or players.

Players or teams who want their likeness excluded: email the67report@ferdinand.gg and we will stop and remove posts.